Since 2013 I have been a devout follower of the Lord Ryan-Chan, the absent. He is both a kind and malevolent deity. He has both helped me when I needed it most, and fucked me over when I deserved it. He doesn't require blood sacrifice, or monetary offerings. The only thing the lord requires, is one litre of fresh canned peaches, brand name or other. He will help you too if you only perform 2 simple tasks. Offer him the aforementioned peaches, and read ALL available volumes of the holy book, Sword Art Online. I pray you find enlightenment as I have. Ryan-Chan be praised.